Subject: Keaton age 12
Allan: What is your full name and how old are you?
Keaton: Keaton last name deleted and I am 12.
Allan: Who are your best friends?
Keaton: My girlfriend and my parents. Her name is Paylynn.
Allan: Do you like school? What are your favorite classes?
Keaton: A little bit. Math, gym and science.
Allan: What are your least favorite classes?
Keaton: English and social studies.
Allan Would you rather be a captain of a ship or a pilot of an airplane?
Keaton: Probably a pilot of an airplane. Because it would be fun to travel the world.
Allan: What is COVID-19?
Keaton: Disease… a virus of sorts.
Allan: Where did COVID-19 come from?
Keaton: I think China or bats.
Allan Would you rather be able to create webs like Spider-Man or have heat vision like Superman?
Keaton: Probably have heat vision like Superman. Because if somebody was stalking me I could look through the walls and see them.
Allan: When you wake up in the morning what are you most excited about?
Keaton: Being alive…
Allan: I like that.
Allan: What do you want to do when you are finished school?
Keaton: Probably be a mechanic.
Allan: What job would you like to have?
Keaton: like engine repair…
Allan: What would you like to do when you’re not working?
Keaton: Probably hang out with friends.
Allan: Of all the people that you know who has the smelliest farts?
Keaton: probably Nana Linda… giggling sound
Allan: What country do you live in?
Keaton: New Brunswick.
Allan: What province do you live in?
Allan: What makes you laugh the most?
Keaton: Funny jokes.
Allan: What tools can you use?
Keaton: Saws and whipper-snipper…
Keaton: Yeah… like common mechanic’s tools.
Allan: Would you rather have a pet snake or a pet Scorpion?
Keaton: Probably a pet snake.
Keaton: Because if I have a scorpion it could bite me.
Allan: What do your siblings do that you do not like?
Keaton: Argue… with me and mom and dad.
Allan: What is your favorite food? Why do you like?
Keaton: Probably sushi… because sushi taste really good.
Allan: What food do you hate? Why?
Keaton: I don’t think I hate any food.
Allan: Who is your hero?
Keaton: My parents… and you.
Allan: Aww thank you.
Allan: Would you rather have a dirt-bike or a four-wheel-drive pick up truck? Why?
Keaton: Probably a four-wheel-drive pick up truck. Because with a dirt-bike you might… not unless its street legal you can’t take it on the road.
Allan: Oh very good.
Allan: Thank you Keaton for answering my questions.
Keaton: No problem.
Editors note: This is a transcript from a telephone call. It has been edited to remove long silences and illegible sounds.
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