Interviews With Children – #1

Subject: Keaton age 12

Allan: What is your full name and how old are you?

Keaton: Keaton _{last name deleted} and I am 12.

Allan: Who are your best friends?

Keaton: My girlfriend and my parents. Her name is Paylynn.

Allan: Do you like school? What are your favorite classes?

Keaton: A little bit. Math, gym and science.

Allan: What are your least favorite classes?

Keaton: English and social studies.

Allan Would you rather be a captain of a ship or a pilot of an airplane?

Keaton: Probably a pilot of an airplane. Because it would be fun to travel the world.

Allan: What is COVID-19?

Keaton: Disease… a virus of sorts.

Allan: Where did COVID-19 come from?

Keaton: I think China or bats.

Allan Would you rather be able to create webs like Spider-Man or have heat vision like Superman?

Keaton: Probably have heat vision like Superman. Because if somebody was stalking me I could look through the walls and see them.

Allan: When you wake up in the morning what are you most excited about?

Keaton: Being alive…

Allan: I like that.

Allan: What do you want to do when you are finished school?

Keaton: Probably be a mechanic.

Allan: What job would you like to have?

Keaton: like engine repair…

Allan: What would you like to do when you’re not working?

Keaton: Probably hang out with friends.

Allan: Of all the people that you know who has the smelliest farts?

Keaton: probably Nana Linda… ^{giggling sound}

Allan: What country do you live in?

Keaton: New Brunswick.

Allan: What province do you live in?

Keaton: Canada.

Allan: What makes you laugh the most?

Keaton: Funny jokes.

Allan: What tools can you use?

Keaton: Saws and whipper-snipper…

Allan: Screwdrivers?

Keaton: Yeah… like common mechanic’s tools.

Allan: Would you rather have a pet snake or a pet Scorpion?

Keaton: Probably a pet snake.

Allan: Why?

Keaton: Because if I have a scorpion it could bite me.

Allan: What do your siblings do that you do not like?

Keaton: Argue… with me and mom and dad.

Allan: What is your favorite food? Why do you like?

Keaton: Probably sushi… because sushi taste really good.

Allan: What food do you hate? Why?

Keaton: I don’t think I hate any food.

Allan: Who is your hero?

Keaton: My parents… and you.

Allan: Aww thank you.

Allan: Would you rather have a dirt-bike or a four-wheel-drive pick up truck? Why?

Keaton: Probably a four-wheel-drive pick up truck. Because with a dirt-bike you might… not unless its street legal you can’t take it on the road.

Allan: Oh very good.

Allan: Thank you Keaton for answering my questions.

Keaton: No problem.

Editors note: This is a transcript from a telephone call. It has been edited to remove long silences and illegible sounds.

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